R: So we were talking about the Hitler Rap, and M asked us what it was. So I told her that it was when you took some flat bread, and some pastrami, a little lettuce, Poland, and some Jews.
K: So we high fived, and then, she said "What, I don't get it?"
R: "Juice, you means, like, sauce?"
K: We had to explain it her later. She laughed all the way home ( Read more... )

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Yes, I did spend Friday night playing games and watching crazy YouTube videos, and I regret nothing.

How did I not know that my roommate and I have basically the same music library?

She doesn't use headphone, so, it's like, Defying Gravity will just finish on my iPod and then it will come up on hers and play out loud in the ain room. This sort of thing has happened about six times already.

At least I've got a rommate with taste.

Other people get poorly-worded spam about porn, viagra knock-offs, and other sexy things. I get spam about leadership conferences and dynamic innovation, and Asian economy seminars ( Read more... )

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R: Your penis is my brain! Get it out! Get it out!
Me: What. The fuck.
R: Don't worry, it's just pasta.
Me:... you think I'm an alien?

I feel as though my life is rapidly losing touch with the realty it is based upon. For example, I'm half-convinced from our last email that my sister has begun to follow to sockpuppet blogs. D:

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In no particular order:
1) Finish Brazil vs China essay
2) Make sure Katheryn has the food for the Rainbow Alliance reboot
3) Do labs. No, seriously, do labs4) Get permission to skip lab on Thursday, or re-do it at an earlier time, so that you can attend the religious fair for the other Katherine and then go to the international justice meeting ( Read more... )

R: You want to know the secret of my facial care? Baby wipes. Because if it's good enough for a baby's ass, it's good enough for my face!

You know what? I'm going to miss her randomness. And Fabio. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND GET A ROOM J-FACE SO I KNOW WHERE HE'LL BE!!!!

Also: THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO AMAZONFAIL EVER!!!!! And, you know, it's in a